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Monday, February 8, 2016

Misguided Missionaries and Other Stories

Hello everyone, I am back! Well, there is no need of writing Christmas or New Year messages as I am not Her Majesty – who'd on Earth would want to read my blabber on such nice days!

Well, let's look into the visa front. Our good UK High Commission in Colombo has lived up to their reputation by refusing the visa application of local Cardinal (Cardinal Malcolm Ranjith ) saying insufficient information... As much as I appreciate visa forms being filled full and complete, there is this perennial issue of applications being refused due to nit picking. And UK High Commission has a good reputation for that. Well, here is a case point for those who did not have misfortune of dealing with them.

As for the good DownUnders – no reply from them so far on nature of their medical examination. As we all know certain doctor H. loves to undress pre-teen and nubile young girls as a part of Australian visa medical examination. Ah. And I came across Hon US ambassador Athul Keshap's Facebook greeting – which I appreciate, except getting through to US embassy's trade relations section is nigh impossible.

All three examples above points to the difference between practices and the public image these foreign(?) diplomatic missions have in store here. No wonder people here are suspicious about them! In simple terms, I would seriously like to have more responsible visa officers, more transparent and fair visa practices, and friendlier diplomats. After all, they are here to build bridges between respective nations – and nations mean people, not merely the governments!

In my opinion, rigid visa practices and cold welcomes at diplomatic missions have never really done much to contain illegal immigration. All it has done is making distrustful and bitter populaces among the nations where such idiotic approaches are practised. A better approach will be less rigid, fairer, and transparent practices backed by approachable officers – who would want to stay illegally in a country which he can visit anytime anyways! If anyone is seeking a good example of how wrong foreign policies hurt nations, Angela Merkel has just given us one. In order to 'punish' that Russian bear Vladimir Putin, she closed the borders to those north of her and opened them to ME & Africans. Now the silly gobs£%te is crying out loud about growing national security concerns and rise of Islamic extremism. As one expat here told me, a succinct one liner description of her predicament will be “serves her right!” Not so funny when one thinks of everyone (and that means WE) as a nation has to pay for works of this silly sausage, Angela, and it is a bitter pill that does not cure the disease. It's just bitter.

Why am I always blasting foreign embassies and diplomats in this blog? Because they are a no good lousy bunch of vermin who are a drain on public funds, and bane of lives of peoples in the host country. You can visit local night clubs and pubs and see who they have as their good local companions, and work it out for yourself. I can't actually see any improvement in professionalism amongst them for the past decade, no actually they are getting worse. Athul Keshap seems to be a good choice, but I fear he too has not made any real improvement except in his own image building. And I would not waste pixels on British or Australian twats here.