Once again here I am with my usual apologies, a thousand apologies like Mr Singh in the Mind Your Language, a double entendre hard to miss considering it was done in a post flower power time. Here I am, stuck with some project of secretary, not knowing what to write. Looks like its slipping from me now.
What's slipping compared to events and developments in the outside world down here. Recently the parents of a school had objected to having beautiful Miss (?) Sasha Grey reading for their kids at school - a programme to promote reading and what not, in where else - America. In case you are not aware, the parents were not opposed to the programme per se, but the presenter herself, who is/was a famous porn actress. One would be hard pressed to take the eyes off one of those lucid, oh never mind what, but she's a real stunner I say. She’s a beauty alright. I can almost empathise with some mommas up across the pool, after all not everyone is blessed the same way.
As one would expect, Miss Grey seems to have little expectations of getting out the programme herself, she is a celebrity after all. Now this should not be taken as my critical and personal evaluation of her acting skills. That would be admitting me watching porno in spare times. Do you? I mean do you watch them? Perhaps its better we left that bit off right here... So who said she is a celebrity? It was the school board, dummy. I hope the kids wouldn’t ask some tough questions like exactly what she’d done to become a celebrity. Well, we’d better leave off that lead too for now.
Poor Sasha, coming to think of it, an actress was caught here recently for prostitution. I mean she’s not a patch on Sasha, not worth a dust mote compared to Sasha, and she had clients at LKR 5000 per go. Bitch couldn't even act! How unfair, poor Sasha trying hard to get a life and we oppose her, while we oppose this downtrodden meat-piece here trying to screw hers up. I mean what do you want people to do?
5000! OK you can pay three times more than that at UK or Canada high commission here to get screwed by them. So I guess the guys here got a better deal with the local actress.
OK I admit its all sour grapes. But that's what freedom of expression and liberty means, the right to screw on blog those who you can’t afford to screw in flesh. Besides there is nothing wrong with porn films. I am all for it. Its hell of a lot better than listening to a television sermon by some BSc qualified monk bastard out there. No joke, I'd rather wish kids looked at porn than TV crap out here. News included.
A society poisoning its soul with fake religions and holy men with healing powers and committing drug offences politically, now big into arresting cheap prostitutes who try to please those who could afford the service while hurting no one.
I guess it was another celebrity who once wrote “witchcraft is a victimless crime”, not that anyone in the inquisition paid any attention to it. And people here think they are lotus eaters! I'm sure it’s not lotus, but some other thing. And what they eat has poisoned their very souls.
Those who oppose Miss Grey and meat-piece cheap prostitutes in Sri Lanka deserve to be here. That’s what karma means. Period.
Amen
